You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think your dad took our porno
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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