Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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