But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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