Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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