I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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