we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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