drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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