Got a toothbrush?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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