Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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