dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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