She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So much rum. So many feels.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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