4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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