We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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