Your tits are I can't wait for
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
