No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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