Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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