Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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