i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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