Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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