escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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