I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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