he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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