Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We got so high we made milksteak
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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