Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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