What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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