how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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