Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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