Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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