dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my shit smells like andre
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I would ride that face into the sunset
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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