never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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