nut hugger
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I would ride that face into the sunset
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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