How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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