do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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