We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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