wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
