The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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