This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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