Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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