By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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