Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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