Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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