Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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