ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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