Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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