She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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