You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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