Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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