If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?