end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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