He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.