About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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