the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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