And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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