They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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