I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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