guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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