So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I bet he comes in French.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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