Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want her autograph on my taint
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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